Video #1 of 2 by Australian Comedian Zlad!

All systems gone! Prepare for downcount! 5… 4…. 3… 1… OFF BLAST!

Ladies and Gentlemen, fasten your belt-seats, we has commenced our decent. I trust you enjoy this flight as much as you enjoy this accent. Now back on earth is time for down splash into sea of eternal glory my spaceship crash! People have arrived for to cheer me from near and far, and as I float I open door and shout, I AM WORLD’S BIGGRST, WASHED-UP SUPERSTAR!

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