I specced Elemental on my shaman for the weekend.

Here’s a sample of the fun I’ve had:

From the WoW Druid Forums

sumtimes peeps say 2 me HAY HOW 2 PLAY DURID IDK LOL! SO NOW, u CAN PLAY DURID by only rred this!

2) ITS EZ, u can only haf 2 reed teh

ALAMOES COMPLEET DURID INSTURCKSHUN
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OK LISSEN Almo noes about sum durid things sinse the baginning. Maybe B4 durids was week & stuff but now Durids is very storng.

1) OK, Sum durids is bare

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2) Tehm whos bare durids, can B 4 tank:

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ONLY DURID DON’T HAF SUM PEEPS IN THE HEAD AND A GUNZ LOL!

3) Man, sum bare druids can maek sum peeps poop in feer bc/ tehms so storng.

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4) Bare druids is not so good at uh moonfare spam but its OK b/c a bare durid haf many armors &

when a thing hits durid, maybe thing gets borken hand LOL!

5) Bare durids is 4 funs when u can charje & stun & haf sum armors lol.
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OK LISSEN Also durid haf uh seel form.

1) Seel is can fite, but is kind week.
2) Seel for swim, is fast & dont breeth
3) When seel is gone for fish, is nobody will catch.
4) Seel is can teech frends how is swim

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ALSO I FORGETS

Durid has can run fast form is TRAVEL FORM

1) looks liek cheetuh
2) dont cheet or u get bann LOL! JK!!
3) Cheetuh can run fast and him is can run away frum trubul.

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AND ASLO

SUM DURIDS IS MOON KIN

1) Them 1s is look all funny liek maybe form MOON! LOL!

2) mostly uh moonkin is 4 a spam moonfare
3) them haf sum good armors & fite storng.
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DURIDS IS VEERY FAST AND STORNG IN PVP CAN CAST ROOT 4 MAKE PEEPS STOP WHEN MOVE!!

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bc Peeps can always ask if cat druid can B GOOD FOR FITE OR WHAT MAYBE?

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U NO CAT DURIDS IS VERY STORNG! SUM PEEPS DUNNO Y SO HEAR IS LIST

1) OK now sum durid is cat

2) Cat durid, tehm dosent heel.

3) Cat uis for fite

4) Cat durid dosent talk about fite

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5) when cat durid is FITE do not ask for HEEL and NINIRVATE!

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and CAT DURIDS is no spam moonfare! Sum cat durids dosent no wut is uh moonfare!

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DURIDS IS MUST ALWAYZ HALP EECH OTHER:
sumtimes a new durid is need sum halp and advise frum a good durid so u shuld alway halp unother

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Even I lernd all this form DURID SCKOLL who has wut uh famus teecher there who is knows all this:

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DURIDS IS HARD, & BUT STRONG

SUM PEEPLE THINK DURIDS IS CANT BE BARE AND CAN ONLY HEEL AND THEM DOSENT

NO THEY IS ALWAYS CAN SAY:

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BUT ONLY DONT LISSEN TO THEM.

Durids is storng for bare or cat or seel or whatver and u dosent haf 2 heel if u dont liek heel

*********DURIDS IS 4 haf FUN TIME WIT FRENS every1 is like a fun time durid!!

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A friend sent me “Chasing Cars” lyrics in WoW and I reported him. Here’s the conversation with the GM that I had

While I didn’t grab any screenshots, we killed the Twin Emperors for the first time in almost 3 months. It was also my first kill.

On the second night of attempts, we got Maexxana down to 0% before she got us to 0%! Actually, it was a very clean attempt.

As always, Nalk performed well:

Since we killed the last boss in the spider wing, a couple things happened. First, we get a portal back to the beginning!

The little icon by the spider wing lit up too!

On our first night of attempts, only a couple nights after our Noth kill, we killed Faerlina!

Maexxana is next!

After over 10 hours of attempts over three days and about 125g spent on pots, Noth is dead!

I didn’t expect to constantly be “recognized” in chat as Paul Oakenfold, but sure enough, almost every day someone makes a comment about it. So, here’s the newest installment of my Oakenfold Quotes series:

Kralnor was an unsuspecting level 11 warlock who ventured onto the forums and posted this message in the summer of 2005:

I dont like to stress the fact that the warlock rocks, but he jus does. So, for all you staff users out there, feel free to come in and post, my staff is a good one, but here is how it goes

1. post message in the room

2. LOOK IT OVER

3. dont report anything, i might get in trouble 🙂

and 4. Have fun!!!

The thread errupted into one of the first “legendary” threads on the world of warcraft forums. Among WoW forums readers, Kralnor holds the same level of status as Leeory Jenkis. The Book of Kralnor and a mirror of the original thread provide more insight into Kralnor.

Kralnor’s teachings remained dormant for over a year, but they have recently resurfaced in the form of Pand, a level 22 orc warrior. He recently asked an encoded question on the WoW general forums:

Is 20dmg for the hit like 30dmg if hunter is?

No paladin for party, camp spot site with 30 dmg, but is it for 20 like 30 dmg when you no hit be it for dd, for 30 dmg instead? or half is 10 for 20 dmg?

Which was followed up by…

UMM HOW i word this…

ok

u take 20 dmg no shooting for 30 dmg if hunter, so divide 2 u dont shoot, u get 10 but for hunter it no 30, so 20 would be for hunter if u werent a paladin?

And as a last effort to explain his question:

ok let no say this again once…

U have 20 dmg, u shoot 30 dmg, but if ur not hunter, u want HALF, with no time reload, so u get 10. but, BUT, u want no paladin since ur shooting, so its 30 dmg or 10?

What message is Pand trying to deliver? We may never know.

My new guild, Irony, is progressing a long nicely. Last night we got Twin Emps to 1% (!!). I was promoted to member status earlier today, so I’m no longer an app =D. Tonight we got both Anub and Razuvious in one night. I smashed the healer meters on Anub, but died really early on Raz, so I’ve got a picture of last week’s Razuvious to show what could have been:

And, Oakenfold continues to attract attention: