Archives: August 15th, 2006

I am the Antipope!

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006

Video #2 of 2 by Australian comedian Zlad!

I am the antipope! I am the antipope! Like a lion kills an antelope! Like a hammer hits a cantelope! Like a neck in a hanging rope! Like a germ in a microscope! Like a witch needs a holoscope! Like a cutter stabs an envelope! I am the antipope!

Electronik Supersonic

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006

Video #1 of 2 by Australian Comedian Zlad!

All systems gone! Prepare for downcount! 5… 4…. 3… 1… OFF BLAST!

Ladies and Gentlemen, fasten your belt-seats, we has commenced our decent. I trust you enjoy this flight as much as you enjoy this accent. Now back on earth is time for down splash into sea of eternal glory my spaceship crash! People have arrived for to cheer me from near and far, and as I float I open door and shout, I AM WORLD’S BIGGRST, WASHED-UP SUPERSTAR!