On our first night of attempts, only a couple nights after our Noth kill, we killed Faerlina!

Maexxana is next!

After over 10 hours of attempts over three days and about 125g spent on pots, Noth is dead!

I went with some friends to the 10:00 preview showing of Snakes on a Plane at Cornelius Cimena 9. Let me start by saying the experience was great! I’ve never had such a good time in a movie theater. The movie was everything I’d expected: it featured great Sam-killing-snake action, great snake-killing-people action, and it was corny to the point of hilarity.

The cinematic quality of the movie is pretty low. During the exterior shots of the plane, you can practically see the string holding it up against a painted backdrop. Some of the computer generated snakes look really fake. The acting is sub-par; some of the dialog is just awful.

But it’s the poor quality that makes it even more funny. The entire theater was engrossed in the movie, clapping and cheering whenever Samuel L. Jackson killed a snake, or a snake killed someone. We counted down the timer until the snakes were released, we said “I’VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE” right along with Jackson, we sang along with the music video at the end. There were a couple scary moments, and there was one oh-my-god moment at the end where the theater went silent.

I would love to go see the movie again. It was good enough to warrant a second viewing. But I doubt it will be as purely awesome as Thursday night was. Like my paper said “It’s an A+ movie if you see it with a crowd in theaters this weekend, but any time afterward, it will be a C-, a poorly written, acted, and filmed B movie.”

Here’s my own thoughts about the movie:

Here’s the type of speeds my new Verizon FiOS can pull:

Video #2 of 2 by Australian comedian Zlad!

I am the antipope! I am the antipope! Like a lion kills an antelope! Like a hammer hits a cantelope! Like a neck in a hanging rope! Like a germ in a microscope! Like a witch needs a holoscope! Like a cutter stabs an envelope! I am the antipope!

Video #1 of 2 by Australian Comedian Zlad!

All systems gone! Prepare for downcount! 5… 4…. 3… 1… OFF BLAST!

Ladies and Gentlemen, fasten your belt-seats, we has commenced our decent. I trust you enjoy this flight as much as you enjoy this accent. Now back on earth is time for down splash into sea of eternal glory my spaceship crash! People have arrived for to cheer me from near and far, and as I float I open door and shout, I AM WORLD’S BIGGRST, WASHED-UP SUPERSTAR!

Because of the foiled terror attack this morning, the terror alert level was raised!

Elmo: Flights from the UK
Ernie: All commercial flights
Bert: Everything else

The music’s bad and you should feel bad!

I didn’t expect to constantly be “recognized” in chat as Paul Oakenfold, but sure enough, almost every day someone makes a comment about it. So, here’s the newest installment of my Oakenfold Quotes series:

From The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, a week or so ago: