Archives: 'Fun'

How to Play a Druid

Tuesday, September 12th, 2006

From the WoW Druid Forums

sumtimes peeps say 2 me HAY HOW 2 PLAY DURID IDK LOL! SO NOW, u CAN PLAY DURID by only rred this!

2) ITS EZ, u can only haf 2 reed teh

ALAMOES COMPLEET DURID INSTURCKSHUN
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OK LISSEN Almo noes about sum durid things sinse the baginning. Maybe B4 durids was week & stuff but now Durids is very storng.

1) OK, Sum durids is bare

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/almobear1.jpg

2) Tehm whos bare durids, can B 4 tank:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/m1a1tankahi.jpg

ONLY DURID DON’T HAF SUM PEEPS IN THE HEAD AND A GUNZ LOL!

3) Man, sum bare druids can maek sum peeps poop in feer bc/ tehms so storng.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/BARESCARE.jpg

4) Bare druids is not so good at uh moonfare spam but its OK b/c a bare durid haf many armors &

when a thing hits durid, maybe thing gets borken hand LOL!

5) Bare durids is 4 funs when u can charje & stun & haf sum armors lol.
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OK LISSEN Also durid haf uh seel form.

1) Seel is can fite, but is kind week.
2) Seel for swim, is fast & dont breeth
3) When seel is gone for fish, is nobody will catch.
4) Seel is can teech frends how is swim

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/swimlessons.jpg

ALSO I FORGETS

Durid has can run fast form is TRAVEL FORM

1) looks liek cheetuh
2) dont cheet or u get bann LOL! JK!!
3) Cheetuh can run fast and him is can run away frum trubul.

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AND ASLO

SUM DURIDS IS MOON KIN

1) Them 1s is look all funny liek maybe form MOON! LOL!

2) mostly uh moonkin is 4 a spam moonfare
3) them haf sum good armors & fite storng.
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DURIDS IS VEERY FAST AND STORNG IN PVP CAN CAST ROOT 4 MAKE PEEPS STOP WHEN MOVE!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/roots.jpg

bc Peeps can always ask if cat druid can B GOOD FOR FITE OR WHAT MAYBE?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/eathed.jpg

U NO CAT DURIDS IS VERY STORNG! SUM PEEPS DUNNO Y SO HEAR IS LIST

1) OK now sum durid is cat

2) Cat durid, tehm dosent heel.

3) Cat uis for fite

4) Cat durid dosent talk about fite

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/nomeow.jpg

5) when cat durid is FITE do not ask for HEEL and NINIRVATE!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/noninervate.jpg

and CAT DURIDS is no spam moonfare! Sum cat durids dosent no wut is uh moonfare!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/nomoonfare.jpg

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DURIDS IS MUST ALWAYZ HALP EECH OTHER:
sumtimes a new durid is need sum halp and advise frum a good durid so u shuld alway halp unother

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/duridteech.jpg

Even I lernd all this form DURID SCKOLL who has wut uh famus teecher there who is knows all this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/DRUIDTEECHER.jpg

DURIDS IS HARD, & BUT STRONG

SUM PEEPLE THINK DURIDS IS CANT BE BARE AND CAN ONLY HEEL AND THEM DOSENT

NO THEY IS ALWAYS CAN SAY:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/bareattack.jpg

BUT ONLY DONT LISSEN TO THEM.

Durids is storng for bare or cat or seel or whatver and u dosent haf 2 heel if u dont liek heel

*********DURIDS IS 4 haf FUN TIME WIT FRENS every1 is like a fun time durid!!

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My Conversation with a GM

Tuesday, September 12th, 2006

A friend sent me “Chasing Cars” lyrics in WoW and I reported him. Here’s the conversation with the GM that I had


GM Conversation

I am the Antipope!

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006

Video #2 of 2 by Australian comedian Zlad!

I am the antipope! I am the antipope! Like a lion kills an antelope! Like a hammer hits a cantelope! Like a neck in a hanging rope! Like a germ in a microscope! Like a witch needs a holoscope! Like a cutter stabs an envelope! I am the antipope!

Electronik Supersonic

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006

Video #1 of 2 by Australian Comedian Zlad!

All systems gone! Prepare for downcount! 5… 4…. 3… 1… OFF BLAST!

Ladies and Gentlemen, fasten your belt-seats, we has commenced our decent. I trust you enjoy this flight as much as you enjoy this accent. Now back on earth is time for down splash into sea of eternal glory my spaceship crash! People have arrived for to cheer me from near and far, and as I float I open door and shout, I AM WORLD’S BIGGRST, WASHED-UP SUPERSTAR!

Terror Alert Level

Thursday, August 10th, 2006

Because of the foiled terror attack this morning, the terror alert level was raised!


Terror Alert Level

Elmo: Flights from the UK
Ernie: All commercial flights
Bert: Everything else

Fry’s Awful Concert

Sunday, August 6th, 2006

The music’s bad and you should feel bad!


Condi + Snakes = AWESOME

Wednesday, August 2nd, 2006

From The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, a week or so ago:


It’s almost here!

Saturday, July 29th, 2006

Snakes on a Plane

August 18th! Be there!

I’m Hooked on a Feeling!

Saturday, July 22nd, 2006

From [[David Hasselhoff]] comes this awfully funny music video…

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-720650682163363570

Hooga Hooga Hooga Chakka!

There’s Way Too Many Ostriches!

Saturday, July 22nd, 2006

Why are there so many ostriches?