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		<title>Me on CBS6&#8242;s coverage of Swine Flu</title>
		<link>http://www.cuttlefishtech.com/2009/09/24/me-on-cbs6s-coverage-of-swine-flu/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 02:15:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Reilly Hamilton</dc:creator>
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		<title>Less Spam!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2007 05:01:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Reilly Hamilton</dc:creator>
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		<title>Lazy Monday</title>
		<link>http://www.cuttlefishtech.com/2007/09/25/lazy-monday/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Sep 2007 04:37:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Reilly Hamilton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, accidentally pressed back and lost a lot! Summary: School was good, working for Intel Retiree&#8217;s website, and slept when I got home from school. Things Accomplished in WoW Summary: LWing to 373, 3v3 Arena went 9-2, 1768 rating, ~550 arena points. Crave Gadget of the Week Definitely this awesome Master Chief costume! Imagine if [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, accidentally pressed back and lost a lot! Summary: School was good, working for Intel Retiree&#8217;s website, and slept when I got home from school.</p>
<h3>Things Accomplished in WoW</h3>
<p>Summary: LWing to 373, 3v3 Arena went 9-2, 1768 rating, ~550 arena points.</p>
<h3>Crave Gadget of the Week</h3>
<p>Definitely this awesome Master Chief costume!<br />
<img src="http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/bto/20070924/IMG_1337_270x360.JPG"><br />
Imagine if he were sitting in this warthog!<br />
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But I&#8217;m not all that excited about Halo 3. Not a big console guy, and I don&#8217;t have a 360. But its still exciting!</p>
<h3>/Cuttlefish (Slash-Cuttlefish): News for Geeks, Stuff that matters?</h3>
<p><a href="http://rss.slashdot.org/~r/Slashdot/slashdot/~3/160925918/article.pl">Excel 2007 Multiplication Bug</a> &#8211; Like MIT, Microsoft can&#8217;t do math either!<br />
<a href="http://www.news.com/8301-10784_3-9783723-7.html?part=rss&#038;subj=news&#038;tag=2547-1_3-0-20">Google eyeing its own &#8216;Second Life?&#8217;</a> &#8211; Just what the world needs, more virtual worlds!<br />
Overall, a slownesday</p>
<h3>Onion Story of the Day</h3>
<p><a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/160491796/chinese_authorities_execute_10">Chinese Authorities Execute 10 Million Recalled Toys</a></p>
<h3>Politics</h3>
<ul>
<li>President Ahmadinejad is in New York, and giving a speech at Columbia University! Too bad they won&#8217;t let him go to Ground Zero. Even if he is a horrible terrorist, I believe that he deserves respect. I follow the same logic on Bush too, (R-E-S-P-E-C-T) but atleast Ahmadinejad can string words together to make fluent sentences!</li>
<li>Dennis Kucinich is on Jay Leno tonight! You should tune in!</li>
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<h3>Woot News!</h3>
<p>Expensive Speakers &#8212; NO. Uninspired &#8220;death&#8221; T-shirt &#8212; NO. Not today, Woot. But a couple of the upcoming Derby shirts look cool!</p>
<p>And finally, the moment you&#8217;ve been waiting for,</p>
<h3>Lolcat of the Day</h3>
<p><img src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/128340036500468750icanhassush.jpg"></p>
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		<title>Weekend Report!</title>
		<link>http://www.cuttlefishtech.com/2007/09/23/149/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2007 07:31:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Reilly Hamilton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, Sunday was pretty awesome. And by awesome I mean that I slept in until 1:00 PM. Things Accomplished (Not in WoW) Well, I was running 3rd in the GT1 class in rFactor (racing game) 45 minutes into an 1:30 race. That was Until I made a pitstop and got rammed from behind by another [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, Sunday was pretty awesome. And by awesome I mean that I slept in until 1:00 PM.</p>
<h3>Things Accomplished (Not in WoW)</h3>
<p>Well, I was running 3rd in the GT1 class in rFactor (racing game) 45 minutes into an 1:30 race. That was Until I made a pitstop and got rammed from behind by another car, and for some reason this caused a VPU lockup. OH WELL. I also worked a bit on the Hilhi SpartsRead website (stay tuned for more) and read 20 pages of Beowulf.</p>
<h3>Things Accomplished in WoW</h3>
<p>I farmed 6 Primal Mana and stole 3 from my brother for a net gain of 9! I also (finally) got revered with Lower City and got my Auchindoun key. Dailys netted an easy 72g. Farming Primals netter 60g in trash. Good day!</p>
<h3>Crave Gadget of the Day</h3>
<p><img src="http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/bto/20070921/roboco_540x127.jpg"><br />
Apparently its some sort of <a href="http://crave.cnet.com/8301-1_105-9782871-1.html?part=rss&#038;tag=feed&#038;subj=Crave">Tamagotchi</a>.</p>
<h3>/Cuttlefish: News for Geeks, Stuff that matters?</h3>
<p><a href="http://rss.slashdot.org/~r/Slashdot/slashdot/~3/160457938/article.pl">MIT&#8217;s SAT Math Error</a> &#8211; Their average SAT score is actually 50 points lower!<br />
<a href="http://rss.slashdot.org/~r/Slashdot/slashdot/~3/160229642/article.pl>Wikipedia 2.0, now with trust?</a> &#8211; Maybe now teachers won&#8217;t laugh when I mention Wikipedia as a source!<br />
<a href="http://rss.slashdot.org/~r/Slashdot/slashdot/~3/159969833/article.pl">RIAA Targets New Colleges</a> &#8211; Something else to look for when applying to colleges, make sure they&#8217;re not on the RIAA watch list!</p>
<h3>Other Random News</h3>
<p><a href="http://rss.cnn.com/~r/rss/cnn_topstories/~3/160237806/index.html">Smoky the Cat found 3 months after tornado!</a></p>
<h3>Racing News</h3>
<ul>
<li>Vitaphone Maserati wins FiaGT! Woohoo!</li</p>
<li>Dario Franchitti, Scott Speed, Jacques Villenueve, and Juan Pablo Montoya in NASCAR next year? I may just have to watch!</li>
<li>ORECA buys Courage and will run LMP1 next year!</li>
</ul>
<h3><a href="http://www.woot.com">Woot</a> News</h3>
<p>Ugh, an ugly T-Shirt and a ROOMBA! DO NOT WANT.</p>
<p>And finally&#8230;</p>
<h3>Lolcat of the day!</h3>
<p><img src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/128338556871093750ctrlaltdelda.jpg"></p>
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		<title>The Onion Videos!</title>
		<link>http://www.cuttlefishtech.com/2007/05/24/the-onion-videos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2007 04:58:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Reilly Hamilton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Onion is one of the coolest &#8220;news&#8221; sites on the web. Recently, they&#8217;ve been doing video news reports. Some are really funny. Here&#8217;s a recent, awesome one: New Abortion Bill To Require Fetal Consent]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Onion is one of the coolest &#8220;news&#8221; sites on the web.</p>
<p>Recently, they&#8217;ve been doing video news reports. Some are really funny.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s a recent, awesome one:</p>
<p><embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer/flvplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="355" flashvars="file=http://www.theonion.com/content/xml/61849/video&#038;autostart=false&#038;image=http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/FETAL_CONSENT.jpg&#038;bufferlength=3&#038;embedded=true&#038;title=New%20Abortion%20Bill%20To%20Require%20Fetal%20Consent"></embed><br/><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/new_abortion_bill_to_require?utm_source=embedded_video">New Abortion Bill To Require Fetal Consent</a></p>
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		<title>Snakes on a Plane! Snakes on a Plane!</title>
		<link>http://www.cuttlefishtech.com/2006/08/19/snakes-on-a-plane-snakes-on-a-plane/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Aug 2006 04:48:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Reilly Hamilton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I went with some friends to the 10:00 preview showing of Snakes on a Plane at Cornelius Cimena 9. Let me start by saying the experience was great! I&#8217;ve never had such a good time in a movie theater. The movie was everything I&#8217;d expected: it featured great Sam-killing-snake action, great snake-killing-people action, and it [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I went with some friends to the 10:00 preview showing of Snakes on a Plane at Cornelius Cimena 9. Let me start by saying the experience was great! I&#8217;ve never had such a good time in a movie theater. The movie was everything I&#8217;d expected: it featured great Sam-killing-snake action, great snake-killing-people action, and it was corny to the point of hilarity. </p>
<p><a href="http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/article/714/714135/snakes-on-a-plane-20060622062456416.jpg"><img src="http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/article/714/714135/snakes-on-a-plane-20060622062456416.jpg" alt="Snakes on a Plane Poster" width=600/></a></p>
<p>The cinematic quality of the movie is pretty low. During the exterior shots of the plane, you can practically see the string holding it up against a painted backdrop. Some of the computer generated snakes look really fake. The acting is sub-par; some of the dialog is just awful. </p>
<p>But it&#8217;s the poor quality that makes it even more funny. The entire theater was engrossed in the movie, clapping and cheering whenever Samuel L. Jackson killed a snake, or a snake killed someone. We counted down the timer until the snakes were released, we said &#8220;I&#8217;VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE&#8221; right along with Jackson, we sang along with the music video at the end. There were a couple scary moments, and there was one oh-my-god moment at the end where the theater went silent.</p>
<p>I would love to go see the movie again. It was good enough to warrant a second viewing. But I doubt it will be as purely awesome as Thursday night was. Like my paper said &#8220;It&#8217;s an A+ movie if you see it with a crowd in theaters this weekend, but any time afterward, it will be a C-, a poorly written, acted, and filmed B movie.&#8221;</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s my own thoughts about the movie:<br />
<a href="http://cuttlefishtech.com/uploads/planesonasnake.jpg"><img src="http://cuttlefishtech.com/uploads/planesonasnake.jpg" alt="" width=600/></a></p>
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		<title>Terror Alert Level</title>
		<link>http://www.cuttlefishtech.com/2006/08/10/terror-alert-level/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Aug 2006 00:57:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Reilly Hamilton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Because of the foiled terror attack this morning, the terror alert level was raised! Elmo: Flights from the UK Ernie: All commercial flights Bert: Everything else]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Because of the foiled terror attack this morning, the terror alert level was raised!</p>
<p><center><br />
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<p>Elmo: Flights from the UK<br />
Ernie: All commercial flights<br />
Bert: Everything else</p>
<p><img src="http://www.geekandproud.net/terror/images/terror-all.jpg" alt="" /></center></p>
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		<title>Condi + Snakes = AWESOME</title>
		<link>http://www.cuttlefishtech.com/2006/08/02/condi-snakes-awesome/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Aug 2006 10:51:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Reilly Hamilton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, a week or so ago:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, a week or so ago:<br />
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		<title>I&#8217;ve been found out!</title>
		<link>http://www.cuttlefishtech.com/2006/06/05/ive-been-found-out/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jun 2006 00:20:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Reilly Hamilton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Finally, some researchers at Ryerson University have developed a technology very similar to the version I perfected years ago. Their version of a robotic student allows the actual human to stay at home while a robot attends class for them at school. The only difference between their technology and my own is that my robot [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Finally, some researchers at Ryerson University have developed a technology very similar to the version I perfected years ago. Their version of a robotic student allows the actual human to stay at home while a robot attends class for them at school. The only difference between their technology and my own is that my robot looks much more human, while theirs looks much more like a machine.</p>
<p>Read the full article here:<br />
<a href="http://news.com.com/2061-10801_3-6080166.html?part=rss&#038;tag=6080166&#038;subj=news">http://news.com.com/2061-10801_3-6080166.html?part=rss&#038;tag=6080166&#038;subj=news</a></p>
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		<title>Use your new MacBook as a lightsaber</title>
		<link>http://www.cuttlefishtech.com/2006/05/21/use-your-new-macbook-as-a-lightsaber/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 May 2006 07:31:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Reilly Hamilton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A user at the SomethingAwful.com forums created a funny little program that uses the new MacBook&#8217;s built in motion sensorThe program plays lightsaber sound effects when it detects movement. I can&#8217;t wait to see a video of someone waving their MacBook around, but it would be wful to accidently drop it =D http://isnoop.net/blog/2006/05/20/macsaber-turn-your-mac-into-a-jedi-weapon]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A user at the SomethingAwful.com forums created a funny little program that uses the new MacBook&#8217;s built in motion sensorThe program plays lightsaber sound effects when it detects movement. I can&#8217;t wait to see a video of someone waving their MacBook around, but it would be wful to accidently drop it =D
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<p><a href="http://isnoop.net/blog/2006/05/20/macsaber-turn-your-mac-into-a-jedi-weapon">http://isnoop.net/blog/2006/05/20/macsaber-turn-your-mac-into-a-jedi-weapon</a></p>
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